Kentucky Tarzan Biography

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Personal


Real Name:  Ross Hanson  
Nicknames:   
Hometown:  Columbus, OH  
Birthday:  01/01/2000  
Height:  6'1"  
Weight:  221 lbs 


History


Biography:  MMA Record: 3-1
Wrestling record: 4-2-1
Trained by: Nathan Gust (wrestling), Ariel Shadows, Brock Quarry (MMA)
Gym: HILITE FC

Son of Madman Szalinski, nephew to Madwoman Szalinski 


Quotes


  • JESUS SHIT TITS
  • DICKS OUT
  • TED CRUZ IS THE ZODIAC KILLER
  • I NEED CHEESEBURGERS


Facts


  • Kentucky was once part of Virginia.
  • The original Tarzan in the 1914 book was highly intelligent, and could learn a new language within a few days.
  • Kentucky is not a State...it's actually a Commonwealth!
  • Tarzan was almost named Zantar by his creator, Edgar Rice Burrows.